Clown World: Government of Jersey Struggles Mightily With Gender Idiocy While Trying to Push Free Cervical Screenings

This really shouldn't be so hard.

As a self-governing dependency of the United Kingdom, the Channel Island of Jersey has a long history of tradition, splendor, and conflict. With a mix of British and French cultures, it’s known for its beaches, cliffside walking trails, inland valleys and historic castles. But despite all that their government has faced over the centuries, perhaps their biggest struggle is happening right now. Their challenge: Pushing free cervical screenings in the woke clown world era.

Check out this Tweet:

Government of Jersey @GovJersey

If you are a transgender man, a gender non-conforming person, or assigned female at birth and with a cervix, you can book your free cervical screening today. Contact your GP or Le Bas Centre on 443781. We are working to make it as comfortable as possible for you.​ ​ #DontPutItOff

In 2023, the struggle to not upset any of the represented letters in the LBGTQIA+ community is an impossible task.

Replies were as one might expect...

Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi

@GovJersey

Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden

@GovJersey

Kralik @earlkralik

@GovJersey * If you are a woman

Lord Moylan @danielmgmoylan

@GovJersey You’ve left out persons assigned male at birth with a cervix. What do they do?

James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames

@GovJersey Oafs. Every last one of you.

Gary Edwards @ballroomgiant

@GovJersey So much hate against women on here ! Wow❗️❗️ even attacking me and I’m a carbon based lifeform too!

Sonia Gallego🪬 @SoniaGallegoAJE

@GovJersey Definitely going to sue the hospital that “assigned” me female for lost earnings, SA etc…

CatoTheElder556 @CElder556

@GovJersey Only women have cervixes.

In 2023, the distortion of basic human biology has made the simple act of telling women to get screened seem like a Herculean task. Well, at least for those who want to be woke.