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Absolutely Rucker. We Conservatives, who have exhausted ourselves over the years creating and accepting numerous conspiracy theories and denying coincidence, such as what is occurring at food processing plants . . . probably did this beginning with the Lincoln assassination that was an obvious suicide, induced by a lousy marriage, no doubt . . . all because we have difficulty accepting the "unvarnished truth" that ALL THINGS in life are a coincidence, starting with our own "cocktail party conceptions." But not to worry, the Davos-Truth-Squads have fanned-out throughout the world and are bringing enlightenment (Satori to the elites, thank you.) to the moronic masses who will soon accept that their coincidental births were just that and they are no longer needed in the overcrowded field of secondary-education . . . and anyway, coincidence and enlightenment have collided and revealed the truth that there just isn't enough food for them and for the daily nutritional needs of the Truth-Squads, their "Betters." Accept it Rucker, we have entered into the age of unattributed spontaneous combustion. We cannot deny that there has always existed a natural attraction between fire and food, and Paris should have been better prepared for such an event. Anyway, I think that's what Bill Gates was trying to say to Herr Klaus in his latest newsletter. But not being a self-acknowledged genius and all-around-know-it-all like them, I just don't have the intellect needed to fully understand, seeing as how I was birthed in Appalachia and not the Germanic alps region that have produced so many great thinkers and would-be/should-be future world leaders . . . if only the people will accept and submit. Now, I must excuse myself to prepare for a class 3 hurricane that is working its way towards lovely Gulf Coast Florida and a coincidental meeting with my only asset which I look forward to giving up so I, too, may finally be happy which means --- wait a minute --- Satori has struck, dang it --- I won't put up that plywood and I'll be happy all the sooner.

Please forgive my verbosity, but the damnable Leftists have stolen mine and I think replaced it with Biden's lost one and I can't seem to control myself anymore. But am I happy, Joe?

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You make my brain hurt.

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